YOU’RE HERE

FOR 1 OF 2 REASONS:

YOUR EMAIL CAMPAIGN SUCKS.

– OR –

THE INTERNET SMELL-O-VISION IS WORKING!

(Mmmmmmm. Burritos. If it’s the second thing, please call 805-316-3201 x 420 immediately.

Larry and Meredith are geniuses & we need to capitalize on this right away.)

If you’re not lost in the throes of an all-consuming carne asada craving,

LET’S TALK EMAIL.

We hate crappy emails.

As bridge burning, beach storming zealots of excellent story-telling, we can’t stand to see a badly executed email campaign. We hate it almost as much as we hate seeing your leave money on the table because you don’t have an email campaign at all. And we get it. We know why you don’t have a beautiful, effective email campaign.

You don’t have time.

You don’t, but we do. We’re a full-service email marketing agency. That means, after you finish the onboarding process, your time commitment to this email campaign drops to a 20 minute phone call each month. For a 10+% bump in sales, you can afford 20 minutes.

You don’t know what to send.

What you say matters, especially when it’s representing your business. A great campaign isn’t throwing together a sale announcement at the last minute. It’s not a half-assed monthly newsletter. Our expert creative team leverages their experience to develop a long term, comprehensive plan for you to tell your brand story and engage your target audience.

You don’t want it to suck.

We’ve all gotten them—emails that look like crap. They don’t line up right, the links don’t work, some of them don’t ever load at all. The reasons for those—and a hundred other hang-ups that can happen before an email ever hits an inbox—would fill multiple pages and are, honestly, really boring. Fortunately, we’ve got an expert team for that too. We thank our lucky stars for them every day, because they geek out on the mundane technical aspects that drive regular human beings crazy.

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To fix your crappy email problem, you could:

 

Hire Non-Experts

This really won’t fix a crappy email problem, but you’d be surprised how many people try this method out. (It’s usually how people get into their crappy email situation in the first place.) Along with the time it takes to re-invent the wheel, you run a serious risk of alienating your audience and potentially breaking a few laws in the process.

Go On An Expert Hiring Spree.

You can find your own incredible salesperson, talented copy writer, kick-ass graphic designer, and a technical wizard who specializes in email compliance and deliverability, and put them all to work for you. While this is the absolute best case scenario, it’s also expensive. Just ask Ken—he signs our paychecks.

Contact Us.

Spoiler Alert: This is the correct choice. We know you don’t have time to hire and oversee an expert team and you don’t want to play Russian roulette with your business. We’ve already gathered the right people, and we know what we’re doing. Contact us and let us prove it to you.

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We don’t work with everyone. Email Marketing is an incredible tool, but there are certain business models where it doesn’t make sense. If we can’t deliver exceptional value for your business, we won’t take you on as a client & we’ll tell you that.

It’s an ego thing. We’re addicted to kicking ass.

If you’re not sure we’re right for you, contact us anyway.  We’ve gotten really good at identifying potential.